Twins

August 31st, 2008

Ugly woman walks into shop with her 2 kids.
Shopkeeper asks: Are they twins?
Woman says: No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why do you think so? They look alike?
-- No, i just can't believe you've been fucked twice
 

How to elimenate Vista and install XP on notebook

May 3rd, 2008

 

Some time ago one of friend of mine has bought a notebook. Not such bad, powerful computer. He has bought it with Windows Vista Basic preinstalled. In week everything begin to "hung up", power off etc. What has said once upon a time my good friend: "You know what is a "multifunction braking"? No, this not from area of the cars. It meanes every application on your PC hold up simultaneously and everything holds up simply all immediately!"...

So here is. It was tormented this newly made owner of new technologies certain time, and has asked me to erase uncomfortable and incomprehensible for it Microsoft Vista, - and to install old mellow Windows XP to his notebook.

It is said - is made. The pair hours I have spent on download drivers - cause in kit, what is usual, there was drivers under Vista only. I download all necessities and begun install. And literally through several minutes I has found that Windows XP be installed there at all does not want. Moreover, errors all some strange - that one file it on install-CD does not see, that another. I tried with another install-CDs - nothing new. And I'd go to Google...

In process of googling I was realized that the problem is not a nova, and enemies solve it simply and radically - format the partition, on which is planned to install XP, and where earlier stood Vista.

I has formatted the partition - and bingo! - no problems with installation.

компютриTherefore question - do exist some other ways to erase Vista correct way so that afterwards possible to install XP on that partition? I'd not research this question deeply, - but interest, as it is spoken, remained.

 

Unit 1 - Present continuous (I am doing)

March 13th, 2008

a) Study this example situation:

Ann is in her car. She is on her way to work. She is driving to work. This means: she is driving now, at the time of speaking.

This is the present continuous tense:
I am
he/she/it is
we/they/you are

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  • Please don't make so much noise. I'm studying.?  - not?  'I study'
  • Where is Margaret? She's having a bath. - not 'she has'
  • Let's go out now. It is not raining any more.
  • Hello, Ann. Are you enjoing the party? - not 'do you enjoy'

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How to make a cartoon film?

March 3rd, 2008

How to make a cartoon film? Today, in a century of high technologies, make a cartoon it is much easier, than in days of old. Many of well-known cartoons, as is known, it has been drawn with Macromdeia Flash.

I always would like to learn to draw, and it was always interesting - how in general cartoon films today are drawn (created)? Drawn not by professionals, but just by amators - on house computers. I have devoted this theme once upon Sunday evening.

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Men on top

February 20th, 2008

Great article was found in deep cuts of Internet. Just read oe quote of it:

When I say I am researching how culture exploits men, the first reaction is usually ???How can you say culture exploits men, when men are in charge of everything???? This is a fair objection and needs to be taken seriously. It invokes the feminist critique of society. This critique started when some women systematically looked up at the top of society and saw men everywhere: most world rulers, presidents, prime ministers, most members of Congress and parliaments, most CEOs of major corporations, and so forth ??” these are mostly men.

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